Taylor Swift : Anak Ilang

Ini dia kembaran gua yang udah lama ngilang. Waduh ni anak di cariin ama emak gue, ternyata nyasar diamrik ya? muncul2 jadi bintang kontrih sukses dan tenar. Sedang kembarannya jadi penyanyi dangdut aja beloman! ah sialan engkau kembaran kuuh!!

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Kembaran Ratu Biawak yang Muncul-Muncul Di Amrik
Twin of lizard queen; Suddenly appear in US

Sekarang mari kita terjemahkan dalam bahasa Inggris biar ni Anak sadar kalo dia harus segera pulank : (sambil buka gugel translate)

Miss Taylor Swift, you should go back home, you know mom really miss you. Do you know you have a twin in here, yes here, in GANG BENGKONG. Dont make any teardrops on your guitar, hey American Girl, you must be enchanted to meet me. Hey hey why you so quite? Speak Now atuhlah. What?? you didnt remember? come on! Back to December, you belong with me beibeh. Hah gak mau balik? eugh You're Not Sorry, you just Picture to Burn,  Long live for us dah kalo gitchu mah pretttt..

Gak tau lagi aaahh, aduh susah ah pake basa inggris mah..*ngacok banget kan e-englisan gue..